The April 2012 issue asks, "You're a public official -- how can you beat that pesky criminal charge?"
After advising you to hire a lawyer and forget a "legislative immunity" defense, the magazine recommends:
"Snag a crisis-management flak. Jason Kauppi, the former spin doctor for Jane Swift, is 'very good at the bad stuff'..."
And we're not bad at the good stuff, either.